terça-feira, 17 de novembro de 2009

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Dialogo na volta pra casa, um dos unicos 30 minutos que marido e marida ficam juntos durante o dia: (pq ela chega em casa ás 18:30 e saí ás 18:50 e chega novamente ás 23:00 e daí eles ficam mais 30' juntos e capotam de cansados ... ai ainda bem que essa vida tá acabando!!!!)
Marido: "Viu, a esposa do R está tomando uma tal de ração humana, e diz que emagrece pra xuxu"
Marida: " Hum ... será?!?!!?"
pensativa (pq ele está falando isso pra mim?!?!?!)dispensativa
Marido: "Diz que uma mulher emagreceu 42kg em 6 meses ... bastante né???"
Marida: "Nossa ... mas como funciona isso, é que nem ração de cachorro, que os coitados só fazem 2 refeições por dia!!!!"
pensativa (ele tb está me achando GORDA ... pensei q ele fosse cego!)dispensativa
Marido: "Engraçadinha ... que tentar? Vamos passar lá pra comprar pra vc experimentar..."
Marida: "Tá, passa lá ..."
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Moral da história: de sabotador à aliado ...fiquei no lucro!!! Ainda bem que ele não descobriu essa tal de ração humana na minha TPM ...

A parte cientifica da coisa ....
Experimentei ontem msm na janta com suco de laranja e couve, er não é ruim não, já tomei essas mistureba tempos atrás e achei simplesmente horrivel, mas essa me surpreendeu ... tomei hj no café da manhã tb com leite e mamão, vou fazer o teste essa semana e ver o lucro... vai que marido tem razão ... termino essa luta em 3 meses ...kkkkk....

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Só nestes últimos dias fui entender, afinal de contas, o que é a tal da ração humana. Confesso que torcia o nariz só de ouvir falar ou ler, porque estou careca e cabeluda de saber que o que emagrece é ter bons hábitos, comer com regra, disciplina etc. e tal. E já dei tanta bronca em blog amigo por aí, por causa disso...rs
Mas agora, vendo que na verdade não é ração nenhuma, é um composto nutritivo que não impede ninguém de comer como gente, ou seja, não passa de uma mistura que consumida de forma equilibrada, com bom senso, sem es privar de comer direito, pode dar uma força sim.
Mas tem gente que troca refeições inteiras, sei lá quantas por dia, por este negócio. Aí é forçar a barra e se privar do que realmente importa, que é aprender a comer e não desaprender.
Desejo que você use com bom senso e que lhe seja benéfico.
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